Saturday, February 26, 2011

Big Leagues

The van made it on to Hot Rods Magazine's web exclusive on the Council of Councils van show. Good thing that they snapped a photo of our van this year because this event was gay is hell and I most likely will not be going next year. It felt like at a Sci-Fi convention except these nerds didn't even make an effort to hire one hot chick to dress up like Princess Leia in a metal bikini. Just a bunch of weird creepy old dudes walking around in lab coats with shitty vans. Their van wizardry and Jedi mind tricks did not convince me of anything other than me wanting to leave and get some food. That aside I met some really nice folks from back east and I got to hang with Vandrew and Oscar from the Vandejos. I have said it before and I will say it again Vans Are Gay!

24 comments:

wacky tacky said...

You suck...cool van.

Matchstick said...

"vans are gay" coming from the guy with his band's name on the side of one. Let me guess you're just keeping the van around so you can turn it into a huge reverb tank. Oh man another garage/surf band with THEE to start their name out. That's original!

Mark said...

All I have to say is... Oh well..." This was a show associated with CofC. Perhaps, if it were a show unto itself, we could have added dancing pussys and invited hookers to keep you happy. The main part of this event was to get vanners together from around the country to discuss the future of vanning. The show was an addition to the CofC and remained respectful to the events purpose, and it turned out quite well, IMO. This wasn't a Truckin'. You missed the whole point of CofC. Maybe you need to see every aspect of what we do and not judge the whole by a single piece... Then again, maybe were better off without you.

castor75 said...

You know the guy who workt/owns a used guitar shop? The guy who thinks he is God's gift to music but never made it? The guy who treats everyone like dirt that comes in his shop and insults them even though he's the prick? You know, that guy right?
Well this is what they do in their off time. Right juvenile blogs and insult vans. Just a look at the writing sounds like it comes from a bunch of vain teenagers. Fail.

BajaCharlie said...

Hey at least they had a better band than the Van-In.

Jay Cruz said...

Nick are you laughing your ass off right now or what!!!

My friend calls 'em like he see's 'em!

You better play at our van show later this year!
Not everyone hate you.

Nobody even caught the Vandejos thing.
I'm cracking up!!!!!

Jason said...

"to discuss the future of vanning"????? It looks like I missed another meeting of the minds.....crap!

Scotty said...

Wowwww what a bunch of faggets all these vanners are. can't even take a little funny. Makes me wanna start driving something really shitty like a sprinter van with some crap painted on the side. Ohhh wait tiki cobweb has that covered..

Chase said...

full on dungeons and vannins

BajaCharlie said...

Just so everyone knows he only thinks vans are gay if they arent Dodges.Cause everyone knows that A's with rust holes are bad ass!!! Ha I said A and holes in the same sentence.

BajaCharlie said...

hey dont forget to check out www.truckinweb.com your rig is prollly up on there too

Thee Cormans said...

Just so everyone knows, we think all vans are gay. Especially early Dodges. We also are extremely gay and we plan on blowing all of you to completion at the next van rally.

ps: Gingers are hot.

DevinBriggs.com said...

Sorry my boyfriend (AKA matchstickBGV) started all this, he's really a sweet guy if you get to know him...

chryslr_pwr said...

To the folks getting there feathers ruffled. I think the band is just bustin' our balls a bit. No need to take it personally.

Jay Cruz said...

Except for the guy's with the gay vans.

Mark said...

OK... Deference down. I apologize to everyone, except the Surf/Punk Posers.

Jay Cruz said...

Assuming the last comment wasn't a friend being sarcastic,

those 'Surf Punk Posers" are the most famous and respected kids out there right now. They've redefined the skate/surf/biker and now van scene and have nothing to prove to anyone. They can all rip better than anyone I know.
Except for Nick, he's a dick.

BajaCharlie said...

thats just cause you havent heard me rip oh wait are you talkin bout fartin or music??

BajaCharlie said...

Do I have to have a trench coat to get the beejay?

Jason said...

Nick the DICK....Ha Ha. Vans are not only GAY but they are stupid. I can't tell you how many young guns it skinny jeans and Wayfarers I've seen broke down in LB this last week. THAT my friends is THE FUTURE of vanning. By the way, when you break down and are on the side of the road calling for help on your cell phone, that is NOT period correct. The CB is what you are supposed to use FAGS!

Mark said...

So, they call vans gay, and vanners faggots and its all good fun. I take their word, that it's a joke, and call them posers, in kind, and you bash me again... I give up. You win your little game. Have a blast guys. I'm out. I guess I was right in the first place. You just aren't worth my time.

Graywolf said...

Ya know, If feed a troll he will follow you home and play bad music outside your kitchen window until the next fool comes along and feeds him.

Here Troll, heeere Troll, I have a cookie for you.

Ha Ha. You guys could piss off the Pope on Christmas morning, but then you would probably wear that as a badge of honor! =)

jeff8948 said...

i find this all too funny. real vanners dont care about what others think or how they live.
of course you have the internet vanners that hang on vannin.com and ban people for there thoughts that are diifferent from theres.
we all know that a very small percent of the kings of the internet ever go to real truck ins.
i have been vanning since 1981 and have never had a problem until i spoke the truth on the internet at vannin.com
funny how the people that say i am a idiot on that website drink my beer and eat my food at a truck in.
i van...i dont care what others think. peace.

Thee Cormans said...

We have moved on to bigger things now. Pizza is gay! Hopefully we can get a bunch of Italians pissed at us so we can our name out there even more!!! Jeff be careful who share your beer with at these van ins. Some of these internet vanners are pretty gay and creepy. They might wait til you are good and drunk and try and touch your weenie!